Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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 Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
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 Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind
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 every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the
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 only thing in life.
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 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put
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 off today.
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 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in
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 backseats cause children.
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 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
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 There should be a better way to start a day than waking
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 up every morning.
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 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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 Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
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 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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 Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
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 When two’s company, three’s the result!
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 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises
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 without restricting the view.
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 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you
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 know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less
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 you know. So why bother to learn.
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 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。